Grandma Says - Calm the Fuck Down

$18.00

We’re not telling you to calm the fuck down because that is patronizing but for some reason it’s funny when grandma says it. A great candle can bring the calm you might be looking for which will in effect calm grandma the fuck down. For the perfect bath, a cozy evening while sipping out of your C.U.N.T. mug or any garden variety witch rituals you might want to take a stab at, this is the candle for you.

These scented candles are hand-poured in the USA, and made from premium coconut apricot wax with cotton wicks that are lead and zinc-free. With a burn time of approximately 20 hours, they provide long-lasting fragrance and warmth. The candles come in 9 scents, as well as in elegant amber and classic clear vessels, topped with a stylish gold lid, making them a beautiful, ambient addition to any space.

.: Materials: Coconut apricot wax, cotton wick
.: Lid color: gold
.: Vessel color: amber and clear
.: Burn time: up to 20 hours (4oz), up to 50 hours (9oz)
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same natural color

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We’re not telling you to calm the fuck down because that is patronizing but for some reason it’s funny when grandma says it. A great candle can bring the calm you might be looking for which will in effect calm grandma the fuck down. For the perfect bath, a cozy evening while sipping out of your C.U.N.T. mug or any garden variety witch rituals you might want to take a stab at, this is the candle for you.

These scented candles are hand-poured in the USA, and made from premium coconut apricot wax with cotton wicks that are lead and zinc-free. With a burn time of approximately 20 hours, they provide long-lasting fragrance and warmth. The candles come in 9 scents, as well as in elegant amber and classic clear vessels, topped with a stylish gold lid, making them a beautiful, ambient addition to any space.

.: Materials: Coconut apricot wax, cotton wick
.: Lid color: gold
.: Vessel color: amber and clear
.: Burn time: up to 20 hours (4oz), up to 50 hours (9oz)
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same natural color